How much is an early Spring worth to ya?

I need your help with the hand puppets for another bedtime story.

" Should I feed you or pet you, first."

"This should get me across the border as no one ever questions a flamingo's civilian status."

"Global warming bites!"

"Does a hat come with your meal?"

"Um...I think that only works for humans."

"Goose feather pillows! Wool blankets! Cowhide head board! This is so wrong, but feels so good."

"If this charm necklace is suppose to be a symbol of our friendship, why is it so heavy and uncomfortable?"

"Who wants to help me straighten out my feathers?"